He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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