yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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