you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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