I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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