I'm drive I can fine osifer
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
should my penis look like a turkey
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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