So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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