you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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