Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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