why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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