Where did you get a picture of my penis
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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