At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
True college students do jello shots in the library
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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