best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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