Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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