Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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