yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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