Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
pop tarts are not kleenex
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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