shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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