Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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