I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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