The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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