Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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