i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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