I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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