he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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