between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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