I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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