Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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