What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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