There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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