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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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