I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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