if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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