Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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