is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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