You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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