You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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