yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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