So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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