if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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