so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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