I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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