What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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