Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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