You're completely useless in the revolution.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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