My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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