went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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