Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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