STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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