I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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