Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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