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(713): View more from Texas

eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"

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(989): View more from Michigan

Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.

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(325): View more from Texas

As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?

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(954): View more from Florida

Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.

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(713): View more from Texas

Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over

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(206): View more from Washington

I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.

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The duel has begun.

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