maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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