Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Iād clean the kitchen before making food. Mark ārang in the New Yearā with some rando in there last night
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